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I’m one of 250?!

So, making it to Charlie Sheen’s round 3 was pretty cool – equally as cool as finding out that I’m one of only 250 people left in the running to be his intern, which is pretty substantial considering that there was originally 74,000 applicants.

Watch the video and wish me luck.


Round 3

I made it. I made a video. I’m so curious to see how far I can go.

Myself & Haiku

My future brought to you by a random haiku generator, and myself brought to you by highlighters, pen, and my hand:

hotly slumbering
sorcerer marvels, poet
smears piously, rich

I think this is a good omen for my interning future as well as the naps I’m hoping to see on my horizon. God, I love napping.

For those keeping up with the scores, this falls under both ‘sometimes cool’ and ‘mostly lame.’


Did I happen to apply to be Charlie Sheen’s intern and just receive and e-mail saying that I moved on to round 2?


Wups, I think I did.


#winning and ready.

Yeah, I thought I could use some Tiger Blood.

Oh my God. Perfection? Yes, yes it is. It’s either the end or the ultimate when people start making obnoxiously complex and crazy drinks after you, which I suppose is exactly where Charlie Sheen is right now. I think I’m going to add some of these to my weekend line up. This one sounds the best (i.e. most crazy while still digestible [digestibility questioned]):

“The Charlie Sheen from Payman Bahmani

2 oz gin (I used Bluecoat for its less pronounced juniper)
3/4 ounce mandarin juice
3/4 ounce lime juice
2 barspoons cinnamon syrup (Trader Tiki for the easy kill)
2 barspoons pineapple gomme syrup (don’t bother trying to make your own, and go for the even easier kill by using Small Hand Foods’ excellent product)
2 barspoons agave nectar
1/2 barspoon absinthe (I used Vieux Carre)
5 dashes A.B. Smeby Spiced Grapefruit Bitters
Seltzer to top”